Eddy's Airport Review #3 - Fort Lauderdale

If purgatory is set in that awkward phase between the 80s and 90s then they tested the design on FLL. 

Being ferried between terminals 3&4 is enough to make you want to go somewhere, anywhere, via purgatory. And if that isn't enough, the only thing defending your pristine Boeing 787 is a single TSA agent sat guarding an open door playing candy crush on his iPhone. On paper it has to be one of the worst.

So why do I like it so much? 

The sub 3 minute security line, the food; choice, but not too much choice, the simple interior, the medium quality instrumental jazz permanently on repeat, customs even apologised for making us wait to get our export forms signed.

Can something that feels so right really be wrong?

WiFi - free and unlimited
Cleanliness ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Food ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Security ⭐⭐⭐

Jazz ⭐⭐⭐ 

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