Eddy's Airport Review #5 - Entebbe International

Arriving at Entebbe airport as early as a crack team of IDF special forces trying to get the jump on their target may seem like a good idea, but it can start to feel a little like an action movie. Roadblock (check) men with AK-47s and cigarettes hanging out their mouths (check), airport lounge guarded by a large wooden statue of a gorilla. Wait. What?

But with all that said, nothing remotely interesting happened.

But perhaps that's the best possible outcome for an airport, no smiley, greasy bullshit, no hassle at security, being bored means things are going right.

Security ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Food ⭐⭐
Souvineer shops ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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